Why

Looking back, my reasons for becoming a vampire were completely pathetic.

To make a long story short, I decided to do it after a string of really depressing dates and semi tragic breakups. It seemed like there was always someone prettier, skinnier, funnier, and now younger, than me. Why not become immortal? Everyone else was getting their extreme makeover, why not me?

From what I knew, vampires were a pretty sexy bunch. Tough, seductive, svelte...when was the last time you saw a fat vampire? (Turns out, there are some real heifers, more later.)

At the time, I thought I had nothing to lose. Surprise, surprise, I was wrong.