Vampire groupies from hell

Why Guy Vampires Suck
Reason #2

If you needed another reason to stay away from male vampires, here it is: groupies.

There is a never-ending supply of human women desperate, crazy, or starstruck enough to worship a vampire man. Once that happens, even the most levelheaded guy turns into an asshole. It's frustrating.

But understandable. I mean, who would you rather hang out with? The girl that tells you it's your turn to take out the corpses on trash day 'cause they're starting to reek, or the girl who hangs on your every word and treats you like a living god?